Funny Affiliate Quotes by Krsna Solo
By krsna solo on Oct 22, 2008 in Featured Posts, Fun Zone
Keywords
“Damsels in thongs trying to seduce the search engines to get on top”
“A kind of fisherman’s hook used for fishing unsuspecting online visitors”
Affiliate Marketing
“Only Expert thing that can be tried at home by anybody without getting killed.”
“Some Hope for Joe the plumbers”
“Even in your pajamas you can run a fortune 500 looking company”
“Kind of marketing which is slowly putting pressed shirts and ties out of fashion”
“Money Money Money, It’s a rich man’s world. Not to blame, ABBA didn’t know about affiliate stuff. Poorer ones are finally getting to see money”
Backlinks
Only time when people point a finger at you, you aren’t insulted. Oh! You are rather honored.
Google Slap
“When strip-searched and shamed by google because you have defective anatomical parts”
“When you fail at google lie detector test”
“Google punishes for not carrying a protection”
Domain Name
“The second name you self assign to yourself when you grow up”
“The only name that can successfully hide your true identity”
Ebay ( my favourite ones)
“A global dumping yard with millions of human recyclists”
“When in financial crisis, your furniture, toothpaste, used lingeries, old gifts, smelly socks, almost everything start to look like your best friend to look upto.”
“eBay is what makes you homesick, actually sick, because you are always online”
“Ok Soul Sold, Sole Sold, aeroplanes Sold, dead mosquitos sold, hmmm… Bingo I could sell my “misery” this time with a great description”
“When someone tells you, you’re worthless, prove them wrong. Upload a passport photo. Somone will definitely bid for you”
“All you scavengers, when will you ever stop thriving on used stuff?”
(Oh Boy I love ebay like mad. And I presume they have some some sense of humour and do not ban me from ebaypartnernetwork for these ones because I am a helluva active member of EPN. In fact I thrive on ebay with lot of my affiliate stats since day one.)
Search bots
“Who have no business but to snoop around at other people’s urls”
“Self appointed Men in Black who thinks they are in charge of the enitre planet”
Teller result, today tomorrow and forever.”
“Agents of Change”
“Shameless Guys with no sense of courtesy who barge into a homepage without even knocking. Not even when you are having sex”
Search Engines
“Fortune Makers of the modern day”
PPC advertising
“keyword brothel and search engines pimping it out”
“When even millionaires stoop to nickels and cents. Shame”
“Have money? No brains? Forget it.
“believers who could church
“Shortcut to 5 days of fame, because after that you can’t afford it anymore”
“Street smart guys Organic
“Only place to where you can ridicule millionaires for a dime”
“Poor People’s Adspend”
“Finaly being street smart pays you”
“Fools get smart here, smart guys get rich, oversmart gets poorer, rich thanks god for not getting bankrupt”
“Where fools rush in first”
Google
“Too organic, I feel shy to describe any further”
“Self proclaimed Hitler-II with rules and rules and rules”
“3/4rth of the earth’s crust is covered by water and the rest by google.”
“goooooooogle, looks like a boooooooby trap to me. Beware”
(the truth is, I actually swear by google)
404 error
“Not my business if you don’t even know the address you want to visit”
“To err is human, to err online is 404. How inhuman a description. Phew”
I’m really excited about this page. Shhh Keep these to yourself. I may be outcasted, cirticised and condemned for writing these. But the truth is I’m sick and tired of seeing only serious affiliate money making mumbo jumbos all over the net and no-play.
Well ya! Nobody really makes fun of affiliate business. Especially when it is bread and butter for millions. But I couldn’t stop myself at nothing. When I get tired of writing an article, I sneak in here to have some fun. Enjoy my “affiliate fun quotes and vocabulary”.
And I would be ultra happy to learn which ones did you like the best.
More to come. Some good responses may be encouraging.
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